Rundown
Busy busy busy. Hello, sorry for the babbling, really tired, more later! This was my week as far as I remember...
Monday
-Morning meeting and Monday reports, check
-Evie’s first day at camp, arrive
two hours early and fifteen minutes before everyone else and appear lost, check
-Assure Evie that she’ll be
perfectly fine and should let go of your leg before she cuts off circulation,
check
-Assure screaming toddler that his sister wasn’t abandoned somewhere
and WILL be returning at some point, check
-Get back to work to solve mystery of the mysterious mystery
which turned out to be a nothing but got you frazzled beyond belief because it
had to be solved, “NOW!” and “Here!” and “This WAY!”, check
-Monday 3rd cup of coffee, check check
-Pick up Evie who says, “Awww…already? I had fun Mommy! Can I go back tomorrow?”
check
-Take Evie to get measured for a student violin for her upcoming violin lessons, check.
-Plop Evie in the living room to hang out with the Sweet Pea and Grandma while trying to finish up work, check
-Plop the Sweet Pea out of the office so that I could finish
up work, check
-Plop the Sweet Pea out of the office so that I could finish
up work, check
-TOSS.THE.SCREAMING.SWEET.PEA.OUT.CHECK!
-Grab Sweet Pea for a quick hug and kiss and "Sorry honey but Mommy REALLY has to get some work done" and then tossing him out again, check.
-Balance Sweet Pea on lap while typing and working over his shoulder, check.
-Realize, God, it’s only Monday. Imagine divine chuckling…but it’s only Sweet
Pea.
Tuesday
-Physically remove Evie from bed
and get her ready for camp day no. 2 as she refuses to wake up and insists that
she actually hated camp and would like to sleep some more, check.
-Do morning meeting and Tuesday morning work ritual, check.
-Half way through first issue of the morning realize that it’s swim day at camp and have no idea where Evie’s swim suit is and that we are half an hour late, check.
-Run around like a chicken with head cut off searching for
swim suit, check.
-Put Evie in ugliest swimsuit on planet of striped neon green, yellow, and blue that my mother bought from Vietnam where all the child swimsuit designers must have been colorblind or stuck in the 80s, check.
-Relieved to find that Evie’s regular swimsuit had been in one of her bazillion backpacks this whole time,
check.
-Pry screaming toddler from leg to drop off little girl at camp an hour late, check.
-Rush back to desk to remember holy shit, it’s the first day of Summer Session, check.
-Get to class 15 minutes late and realize that UC Berkeley is incredibly old and dirty and that thank god I own a ton of sanitizer, check.
-Receive urgent work issue in the middle of class, check.
-Half pay attention to lecture and half work on urgent work issue while laptop battery appears to die, check.
-Pick up Evie and head home to work some more, check.
-Plop the Sweet Pea out of the office so that I could finish up work, check
-Comfort screaming toddler at the office door, check.
-Plop the Sweet Pea out of the office so that I could finish up work, check
-THROW.THE.SWEET.PEA.OUT.NOMERCYTHISTIME.CHECK!
-Balance toddler on knee and sigh. Check.
Wednesday
-Morning meeting and Wednesday morning reports, work life a complete blur, check.
-Completely forget what happened with work on Wednesday because it was that exciting, check.
-Evie waking herself up for once and exclaiming, “Oh, VIOLIN CLASS!!”, check
-Disappoint Evie by telling her
violin class is actually that evening, check.
-Ensure third day of anxiety in overly anxious 5 year old by
telling her that it’s roller skating field trip day at summer camp, check
-Work issue, lose track of time, check
-Evie loses important letter
containing field trip permission slip, money, and instructions to camp
counselors on how to distribute said money, check.
-Get flustered as busy with work and can’t believe Evie lost the envelope containing all that, check.
-Yell at child like bad mother, check.
-Self righteously punish child for back talk and attitude and
refusal to look for said envelope, check.
-Child draws on wall because she was “bored” which inspires
her little brother to also draw on the wall, causing serious amount of
frustration and yelling, check.
-Wipe crayon off wall and imprison child on sofa with
invisible force field consisting of psychological threat related to verbal
instruction of, “or else.” Whatever that
means, check.
-Explain to child the dangers of doing things one knows are
bad whilst bored = JAIL and RUINING OF LIFE, check.
-Imagine jailbird daughter and bang head on desk, check.
-Drop child off at camp, one hour and 45 minutes late, check.
-Wondering where the hell you were in regards to work, check.
-Work work work...
-Peel toddler off lap and work some more.
-Pick up Evie, pick up McDonald’s for my dad who
all of a sudden insists on McDonald’s because he has a craving and head to
violin lesson which I thought we would be really late for but confirmed that my
cell phone sucks and did not register a voicemail from the teacher which would
have saved me a lot of frantic rushing as she wanted to let me know that she
wanted to move Evie’s first lesson to Friday. Um, Check.
-Violin teacher squeezes Evie in
for a half hour session anyway, yay. Check.
-Provide what I think is good parenting by encouraging Evie to try her best, not worry about making mistakes, and
telling her she was doing great for a first lesson during a short break where
she asked the teacher if she could talk to me for a second and indicated that
she was “sorry” for making so many “mistakes”.
Check.
-Believing my own advice because I’d been raised by parents
who expected a lot of ME and didn’t believe in making mistakes, only achieving
or failing, check.
-Violin teacher mentioning how she thinks Evie is quite ready for the violin, is making a good start,
and is relatively getting quite “far” in half an hour (versus the usual 45
minutes). Check.
-Go out to search for school books and finding less than
half, check.
-Go home, toss toddler out, check.
-THROW.THE.SWEET.PEA.OUT.IMEANITTHISTIMELITTLEMAN.CHECK!
check work, grab toddler for hugs and kisses and “I la boos” (I love you), and falling asleep with him in my arms. Check.
Thursday
-No more checking, just doing on autopilot.
-More morning meetings.
-More work.
-More camp.
-2nd Day of Class, only 12 minutes late.
-Pick up Evie.
-Encourage Evie to practice violin in which she only accomplishes about 15 minutes due to a certain overly curious toddler.
-Work some more.
-Play with Sweet Pea.
-Go to sleep exhausted despite shortened activity list.
Friday
-Work hard.
-Play? What play? Do we mean the toddlerscreaming/mommyhastowork dance?
-Last day of this camp, tell Evie
she’s going to a different camp next week. “Aww…Mommy, what about my
friends?”
-More work.
-More exhaustion.
-Blame hubby on irritability as he predicts he will be having a horrible
day at work as he is forced to go to Great America (a large amusement park) for
some “team building”, enjoy himself, go home early.Bastard.
-Friend R. comes to get me for lunch with her sweet newborn
baby and hangs out for the rest of the afternoon. Nothing like dim sum and a baby to make it all better.
-More kisses from Sweet Pea and yet another “I la boo Mommy!”
-Sigh relief at the thought of Friday night.





